Ladies day...

You would not fit up any drain pipe :)
That particular drainpipe may have the dimensions of the Channel Tunnel, however. Give the boy the benefit of the doubt.
 
I see the Southern shandy swilling puffs have had a sniff of the barmaids apron again, stay classy the Home Counties :)

Ascot violence

Tut, tut indeed ^~
What, northern monkeys heading darn sarf for a punch-up?
 
I see the Southern shandy swilling puffs have had a sniff of the barmaids apron again, stay classy the Home Counties :)

Ascot violence

Tut, tut indeed ^~
Forget aggro at the football. Horse racing is where any self-respecting hooligan needs to be. Stick the brogue in on the other mob, when they get lippy in the VIP lounge, and chuck a few champagne bottles at them.
 
I was on the same train as some of these toerags on their way to Ascot. A finer bunch of chavs and wankers you would be hard pressed to find. Flowery suits and skinny trousers and no socks for the men, 2 sizes too tight trouser suits and dresses with shit fake tans for the women.

Ascot has gone the same way as other classy events like the Festival of Speed and Henley. They now draw in the scutters who try to pretend they have class but always prove to be lacking.
 
I see the Southern shandy swilling puffs have had a sniff of the barmaids apron again, stay classy the Home Counties :)

Ascot violence

Tut, tut indeed ^~
Time to ban drinking within sight of the track and have racegoers escorted everywhere by riot and mounted police. Maybe bring in ID cards for race fans? Move race meetings to before the pubs open, have the police intercepting trains and coaches full of race fans and confiscate any drinks they have with them.

Or does violence at sports posh people like not count?
 
Time to ban drinking within sight of the track and have racegoers escorted everywhere by riot and mounted police. Maybe bring in ID cards for race fans? Move race meetings to before the pubs open, have the police intercepting trains and coaches full of race fans and confiscate any drinks they have with them.

Or does violence at sports posh people like not count?
You'll have a link, of course, to the source for these 'posh' people?

Or are you making stuff up?

Again.
 
Time to ban drinking within sight of the track and have racegoers escorted everywhere by riot and mounted police. Maybe bring in ID cards for race fans? Move race meetings to before the pubs open, have the police intercepting trains and coaches full of race fans and confiscate any drinks they have with them.

Or does violence at sports posh people like not count?
Maybe they should if said fans bottled the incoming horse trailers and the usual dull cnuts said "well they're just having a bit of a laugh aren't they"
 
Maybe they should if said fans bottled the incoming horse trailers and the usual dull cnuts said "well they're just having a bit of a laugh aren't they"
All of those things I've listed have either been happening or suggested for football since at least the 1980s. The Man City coach had a handful of bottles thrown at it six weeks ago. Was Thatcher suggesting ID cards for football fans because she knew something would happen at a Champions League game thirty years later?
 

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