I loved the part where they said they would remove the photographers accreditation. All they have to do is print one taken by a member of the public. Volunteers anyone?
And being the Telegraph they had to print a picture of the genus slaperis liverpudlious.Tottering heels? Tick. Daring dresses suitable for an August in Arizona, not a rainy April in Liverpool? Tick. Enough hairspray to destroy the ozone layer and alcohol flowing more copiously than the Mersey river? Tick and tick again.