Ladies bits

#1
Just spotted a corker on a thread by Rincewind when he used the term "hippo's yawn" to describe a birds front bottom. It got me thinking that there are literally 100's of different names. A few of my favourites are:

Stench trench
Bearded clam
Exit wound
Axe wound
Spaniel's ear
Wizard's sleeve
Clown's pocket

Any more for any more??
 
#2
Bearded clam
Bean (clit)
minge
fanny
pussy


agent smith
 
#6
Hippo's Yawn
Wizards Sleave
Monkeys autopsy
Vertical seafood tacco
Badly packed kebab
gash

erm....
"bike rack"
Clout
tw@
Tuppence
Front bottom
Volvo

Rincewind
 
#7
box
snatch
c0ck vise
hair pie
fur burger
tuna bin
snail
 
#10
Clopper
Vertical Bacon Sarnie
Fish Supper
Gutted Rabbit
Pissflaps
Spam Purse
Beef Curtains
 
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#11
A cracker from my Glaswegian RMO describing his ex-fiancee: 'Hanging open like a beggar's purse'
 
#12
Gentlemen, I thank you for your input thus far. I do however, have to comment on the lack of input by the split arrses. We all know that you're not shy at throwing the bearded clam at every squaddie passing, so it stands to reason that you must call it something, apart from "disease ridden pit which is the downfall of every living male"

So come on girls, what do you call it?

Poppy, I will not accept "Nuu Nuu" or "tuppence"
 

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#13
Door_Bundle_Mk2 said:
......

Poppy, I will not accept "Nuu Nuu" or "tuppence"

:lol: :lol:

Cheers for that !

Vindaloo all over the damn table !
 
#15
Beaver
votze (turns on the helgas in boxhead land as in --kann ich deine votze lecken?)
 
#16
Hooded button
fishsocket
d1ckglove
snatch
gwad
muff
beetles bonnet
spunkmit

reckon my all time favourite has to be 'mott'
 
#19
spunk Bucket
Mott
Clout
Chopped Liver
 
#20
Hoon

Blunkett


(Sorry - hideously topical, very ARRSE...I'm now marching myself away to the guardroom...) :D

Edited: And I don't mean them as 'terms of endearment' either! :D
 
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