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Lactose / Dairy intolerance

Right.
As posted on the Shartrep thread, I have once again had an explosive bottom vomit. (got to the bog this time though).

On both occasions I had eaten an ice cream about 15 minutes prior to said bottom vomit.

Can you develop an intolerance to Dairy products? I eat loads of cheese and have no issues, it appears to just be bloody ice cream.
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
Right.
As posted on the Shartrep thread, I have once again had an explosive bottom vomit. (got to the bog this time though).

On both occasions I had eaten an ice cream about 15 minutes prior to said bottom vomit.

Can you develop an intolerance to Dairy products? I eat loads of cheese and have no issues, it appears to just be bloody ice cream.


yes you can

buy these

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or stop eating/drinking anything with milk in it
 

RTU'd

Old-Salt
Could be IBS?
Trying drinking skimmed milk?
GP might offer good advice as mine did on IBS.
Eating citrus fruit can help
 

theoriginalphantom

MIA
Book Reviewer
I can't believe nobody has suggested bad aids yet
 
Right.
As posted on the Shartrep thread, I have once again had an explosive bottom vomit. (got to the bog this time though).

On both occasions I had eaten an ice cream about 15 minutes prior to said bottom vomit.

Can you develop an intolerance to Dairy products? I eat loads of cheese and have no issues, it appears to just be bloody ice cream.
I rarely have cows milk, other than as cheese. I haven't had "explosive bottom vomit" from it but have had sudden bouts of indigestion in the past. Try goats milk instead.
 
The Sainted Mrs Devex developed a dairy and gluten intolerance associated with Ladies of a Certain Age. You are going through the menopause!
 
Does the ice cream have sweeteners in it? I once bought some boiled sweets in a tin and somewhere along the line they'd swapped from sugar to sweeteners. I'd had about 8 when I nearly blew my guts inside out, never again.
 
Does the ice cream have sweeteners in it? I once bought some boiled sweets in a tin and somewhere along the line they'd swapped from sugar to sweeteners. I'd had about 8 when I nearly blew my guts inside out, never again.
Dunno.
I'm sat on the bog stinking the place out again
 

Dwarf

LE
I get this in my local Mercadona. Dairy-free, as I don't do dairy.


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They'va already called dibs on your boots, post pics of missus.
 

Wetneck

Old-Salt
My wife has recently developed such a thing with only cheese. Which is great apart from she loves cheese as a topping on as many things as the seppos.

See her grating it on top of her lunch before we need to go out somewhere and I now know she's going to spend some point in the next hour on the shitter pebble-dashing my porcelain and plans will be delayed.

Never suffered it until recently.
 

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