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Lack of self-confidence

#1
A senior NCO introduces himself to a young lady at a civilian party and within 5 mins of meeting her lets her know that should he pass some exam or the other he will be promoted by several ranks. Am I right in thinking that he was trying too hard to impress and lacks in self-confidence?
Many thanks for your thoughts.
F.
 
#4
I've never met a SNCO who lacked confidence, I suspect that he was just trying to get into her knickers, and was hedging his bets on the "she prefers Officers/NCOs" stakes.
 
#6
sandmanfez said:
Moodybitch said:
Who gives a fcuk?
You do Moody, normally in exchange for a lift home and a large kebab. :wink:
I have noticed that everytime I post you reply, including my 'quote'....I realise you may fancy me but unfortunately I dont do retards. Sorry mate, looks like you'll be doing your mums back doors for a while longer ;)
 
#7
Moodybitch said:
sandmanfez said:
Moodybitch said:
Who gives a fcuk?
You do Moody, normally in exchange for a lift home and a large kebab. :wink:
I have noticed that everytime I post you reply, including my 'quote'....I realise you may fancy me but unfortunately I dont do retards. Sorry mate, looks like you'll be doing your mums back doors for a while longer ;)
You're right of course Moody, I'd give my Grannies last 15" of bowel to bounce your bonce off of my headboard. In the meantime, I'll keep on doing me dear old ma, she's younger and prettier than you anyway. :D
 
#8
Thanks, just what I thought, but how do you get that across to a visiting young and seemingly impressionable cousin?

Sorry, for what probably was (and is) a stupid question, but not being British, I thought I may have been too harsh.

F.
 
#9
"Thanks, just what I thought, but how do you get that across to a visiting young and seemingly impressionable cousin?"

Tell her you heard that Albert Einstein was the fruit of a union between cousins and that sex between you would be for the sake of mankind ......or something equally stupid.Or if she is blond tell her the whole cousin thing is overrated.Like school.
 
#10
Frangipani said:
A senior NCO introduces himself to a young lady at a civilian party and within 5 mins of meeting her lets her know that should he pass some exam or the other he will be promoted by several ranks. Am I right in thinking that he was trying too hard to impress and lacks in self-confidence?
Many thanks for your thoughts.
F.
Ermmmmmmmmmm...... maybe he was lost for conversation in the midst of Civvies?

Did he shag her? :lol:
 
#12
Of course not OB a shag's a shag :lol: It matters not how it is achieved..... as long as it was worth all the mind numbing conversation to get the end result :twisted:
 
#15
Before i was otherwise attached, it depended very much on alcohol consumption, attraction to said person and whether or not i could be arrsed. One nighters are not really my thing to be fair.
 
#19
lmao Carpe I was being a lady and not pushing her for an answer but saying as you have....Come on OB how keen on him were you? :wink: How long did your restraint last?
 

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