Labyia Advice

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I have got an oversized Labyia. Will it effect my 1.5 mile run time ?
  2. No, just show it to the gym queens and they'll tick you off no worries.
  3. Tremendously, but you can get a special chit which means you get to do it with a sling attachment and a scooter.
  4. Yes I can see it's oversized

    To the tune of one "Y"

    try losing it, and you might feel better.
  5. Hope this helps.

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  6. Fcuk sake, Im sick you whining recruits being lazy and coming on here. Ask at your afco, that's what they're there for.
  7. Errrr,check the date he joined Arrse,hardly a noobie is he?
  8. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
  9. No need to get in a flap! :wink:
  10. I think he was taking the mick.
  11. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Well when I say oversized I actually mean that they hang down like John Waynes Saddle bags.
  12. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  13. Thick as fucking mince.
  14. Jesus fuck. Were you stamped on at birth?