This has the potential to become the literary equivalent of the now-legendary Paul Ross Box Canvas Print.Perhaps, after she has basked in the success of this little gem, she could turn her undoubted talents to poetry, and give William Topaz McGonagall a run for his money.
Who the feck is Bishop Dr Wayne Malcolm?
Do we go to the same library? Or was that just complete coincidence?Hello pretty librarian with the big boobies, can you tell me where I will find the literary masterpiece "Snakes and Adders".
"Yes sir, you will find it in the fiction section"
Warm up the pulping machine (and whatever is used to dispose of Kindle editions, presumably a delete command) is my advice.I expect she's thinking that this is going to be a nice little earner. Her publisher is going to be sadly disappointed:
Now she is preparing to release a book, titled Snakes and Adders, where she promises to giver her version of events.
The book is available for pre-order on Amazon, where it is described as: “Snakes & Adders” is the story of my journey into politics. I believe in social justice but felt politics was not for me as my educational background, interest and passion were in law. Unbeknownst to me, my direction and trajectory were about to alter when my conversation was overheard.....This was the start of the beginning!
“However, my circumstances were suddenly about to change. Following a trial and re-trial, I was found guilty of “Doing an act tending and intended to pervert the course of public justice”. I speak very candidly about life both behind and beyond the door as a sitting MP.”
Uuuummmm that is the fragrant Dianne.Who is that? The third and missing part of Jezza's (rumoured) infamous threesome with Dianne Abbot as the other involved party?
But we is all intellectual.Who the feck is Bishop Dr Wayne Malcolm?
It all becomes clear now on why she is not taking the hint and is plugging away at this - she is doing Gods work.
She entered the strangers home and tried to pull his trousers downwww.cambridge-news.co.uk
So, is this her new job?