Perhaps she could open a layby caff but it involves getting out of bed and drivingIt may have just dawned on her that her career progression is now moving from serving fries in McDonald's to stacking shelves in Tesco's.
Should she manage to overturn this (marginally easier than walking on water), a claim for about £1 million in compensation will no doubt be inbound.
I also wonder how long it'll take her to start writing letters to varying newspapers, etc, asking them to remove evidence of her conviction under the GDPR's Article 17 - the 'right to be forgotten'. Even though that's not the intent of the act...
Will she be bringing her brother Festus as a character witness ?Well, bugger me............
Former Peterborough MP Fiona Onasanya has applied to the Criminal Cases Review Commission to have her conviction for lying about speeding sent back to the Court of Appeal.www.dailymail.co.uk
She is definitely on my shit list now . I will be sending my witch doctor around to personally heap curses upon her head .