Labour MP charged with Perverting Course of Justice

"if stories are to be believed the great leader was not averse to inviting his (male) mates around to his pad"

Are you saying the Great Leader is AC/DC
There was a story in the papers last year about how he'd invited colleagues round at the time, or just after, he been a-tupping. This led to Abbot being caught still between the sheets in a state of dishabille. The inference was that he'd done it deliberately to show how 'with it' he was by sleeping with a black woman.

Nice guy.
 

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In her youth the fragrant Diane was not the hippocrocadillapig she has mophed into. Also, in those days scoring with a lady of dusky hue was quite a thing amongst the champagne socialists and if the stories are to be believed the great leader was not averse to inviting his (male) mates around to his pad whilst cavorting.
If one of his mates had taken a photograph of the great heaving and sweating act, then it would be more than priceless!
 
There was a story in the papers last year about how he'd invited colleagues round at the time, or just after, he been a-tupping. This led to Abbot being caught still between the sheets in a state of dishabille. The inference was that he'd done it deliberately to show how 'with it' he was by sleeping with a black woman.

Nice guy.
He really is an utter weasel.
 
Pity you didn't get 18 months inside...

...or you did, but you shoved an iPhone up your arse before being taken down to the cells?
I love you too, got any spice and a drone?
 
I love you too, got any spice and a drone?
So how much lube does an iPhone X need? ;)

I'm saving my drones for a swarm attack on the windows of Martin Selmayer's office: I've sourced the TNT and now all I need is an attachment to get a diamond rotary blade up to speed before spinning it off in the direction of the Nazi cünt's throat.
 
So how much lube does an iPhone X need? ;)

I'm saving my drones for a swarm attack on the windows of Martin Selmayer's office: I've sourced the TNT and now all I need is an attachment to get a diamond rotary blade up to speed before spinning it off in the direction of the Nazi cünt's throat.
None as I would never have an iphone my Nokia 3310 is still working fine.
You seem to know more about this than me
 
None as I would never have an iphone my Nokia 3310 is still working fine.
You seem to know more about this than me
I live in a country where I can easily bribe myself out of any prison sentence (unless my crime is murdering multiple choir boys on video while worshipping Allah), so no, I don't know more about it than you. A Nokia 3310 you say? You sexy minx: we all know you got it for the raised buttons and rounded off corners!
 
I live in a country where I can easily bribe myself out of any prison sentence (unless my crime is murdering multiple choir boys on video while worshipping Allah), so no, I don't know more about it than you. A Nokia 3310 you say? You sexy minx: we all know you got it for the raised buttons and rounded off corners!
Here it was 5 white midlle class people. I was the only person in a suit. Regimential tie and vetrans badge. Got me off. I thought I would go to court.
If you want to know the whole story just ask... Unless you were artillery
 
"if stories are to be believed the great leader was not averse to inviting his (male) mates around to his pad"

Are you saying the Great Leader is AC/DC
Hmm, dirty deeds done dirt cheap?
 
I live in a country where I can easily bribe myself out of any prison sentence (unless my crime is murdering multiple choir boys on video while worshipping Allah), so no, I don't know more about it than you. A Nokia 3310 you say? You sexy minx: we all know you got it for the raised buttons and rounded off corners!
So these choir boys, is the no-no murdering them on video while they worship Allah, or is it offing them while you worship Allah? Or makes no difference?
 
There was a story in the papers last year about how he'd invited colleagues round at the time, or just after, he been a-tupping. This led to Abbot being caught still between the sheets in a state of dishabille. The inference was that he'd done it deliberately to show how 'with it' he was by sleeping with a black woman.

Nice guy.
I didn't realise he was in Men in Black


o_O
 

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