Tombola, Ice Cream Vans and a special guest appearance by the Chuckle Brothers?
Thats just embarrassing. Someone needs to do a Gunpowder Plot on all of them. Complete new start. Hit the reset button. Stand by Britain. We will be without a leader for a week while we sort this out. The only thing that you will notice is the amount of fraudulent expense claims will plummet.
The middle-aged doris in the white blouse and blue skirt looks like she's on drugs and in the bottom picture the geezer sparking up and holding a Tesco carrier bag just about sums it up for me. It was an opportunity for the sad and inadequate to feel good about themselves for an afternoon.
I gather (maybe I'm wrong?) that neither Abbott, Thornberry or the other noxious woman who regularly appears next to Corbyn at PM's Questions (no idea what or who she is) spoke at this fabulous event. I can only imagine that they weren't to be trusted in not giving the press a free-fire day. On this, the judgement of the Party's Provisional Propaganda Wing is to be congratulated.
I just searched "Grace Chatto" and got, among other delights, a charming "mons" shot where she's wearing a white leotard that isn't showing up now. I blame Labour's press wonks as off-putting stuff like a selfie with Jezza and her in that stupid t-shirt above have crept in.