If Corbyn entered No 10, surely there would have to be an election first.
For a bunch of commies, Labour seem to be following the same strategy as Eton Dave when he was leader of the opposition and Gordon Brown was PM. "Sit back and watch the wheels come off the government" was Dave's plan and it worked.
Jez seems to be doing the same thing. Keep the total idiots like Diane Abbot and all the suspected sex offenders off the telly and let the PM do his job for him with Brexit cock ups. I really don't think this will be enough to get us a PM with an allotment and a Chancellor determined to prove that he is the man to make Marxism work where every other bugger in the past 100 odd years has failed.
I think the Tories will seek a new leader with a bit more urgency in the new year. A PM who couldn't see that announcing massive tax increases in the GE manifesto was not a vote winner nor that the political offspring of Ian Paisley might be just a tad miffed about EU/Irish legislation applying in Northern Ireland lacks the political sense to be Prime Minister.
We need a PM who will frighten the sh1te out of the EU and remind the Irish that they are effectively a small island and that we have form for invading, shelling and bombing small islands, even when it's one of our own. In short, what we need in No 10 is an absolute political b@stard who will stop at nothing to advance the interests of this country.
Unfortunately, she died several years ago so we'll have to make do with somebody else. Boris has spent too long playing the fool to make an effective negotiator. David Davies is a possible if he's still got the issue balaclava from when he was one of THEM. Norman Tebbitt could have been a contender but I understand he recently gave a kicking to a bunch of Chinese people because they were Chinese and also spoke about why single mothers should not be RAF fighter pilots so the Chingford Strangler would not be a wise choice.
There's a paucity of talent so perhaps we should just get somebody who can read from a script.
1 We're paying you nothing unless you can prove that it's legally owed.
2 Even then, we might not pay you. Any problems, talk to our giant fekkin aircraft carrier.
3 We'll stop paying non-contributory benefits to foreign nationals the day after Brexit.
4 We'll start enforcing UK law and deporting EU citizens who have been out of work for 3 months.
5 WTO will mean massive fekkin tariffs on German cars. My granddad didn't die in 2 world wars so we could all say Vorsprung durch Technik.
6 If necessary, Learjets carrying EU potentates through UK air space will be shot down.
7 If Jean-Claude Juncker turns up pissed again at a breakfast meeting, we'll deport all our Romanian gypsies to Brussels.