La-La Lawsuit Prevention Labels

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  1. This from Lawsuit Abuse Watch:

    Their top 4 warning labels for the mentally impaired:
    4] On a bottle of dried bobcat urine used to keep rodents away from garden plants:
    " Not for human consumption "
    3] From a cocktail napkin in South Carolina which displays a map of the waterways around Hilton Head:
    " Not to be used for navigation "
    2] From a package containing kitchen knives:
    " Never try to catch a falling knife "
    1] From a package for a heat gun used for removing paint by blasting hot air heated to 1000 degrees Fahrenheit:
    " Do not use heat gun as a hair dryer "

    and still the lawyers make money...
  2. On a claymore mine Do not eat explosive and may give off toxic fumes.
  3. On a collapsible baby stroller (perambulator): "Do not fold up with baby still inside."

    On sleeping pills: "May cause drowsiness."

    On moth balls: "Not intended for internal consumption."

    On a superhero Halloween costume: "Outfit does not enable wearer to fly."

    Lately on the menus of almost every restaurant in the United States: "consumption of raw or undercooked shellfish, seafood, poultry, eggs or meat may increase risk of food born illness."
  4. on a bag of safeways, morriosn whatever they call themselves now roasted peanuts.

    Caution this product may contain nuts.

    also, childs superman costume
    wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (think thats an urban myth though.)
  5. I still think the best is when they asked if I had any firearms on me when I showed up for basic training.