La Computer

#1
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House"
for example is feminine "la casa" - "Pencil" however is masculine "el lapiz".

A student asked "What gender is computer". Instead of giving an answer the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer should be a masculine or feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.


The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender (la computer) because:

No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later retrieval; and
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.


The women's group however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
"el computer" because:

In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on.
They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they ARE
the problem; and
As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have got a better model.
 
#2
Never, never forget, people, that the German word for girl ("das Mädchen") is neuter! I'm convinced it's got something to do with East-German shotputters :lol:
 

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