L or R handed

Just interested who's left or right handed or who does what with what hand / foot etc.

Could lead to some interesting if not funny answers, however, I'll start clean.

Left handed

Write
Use a spoon
Pick up a pint
Throw a dart
Use fork
Use SLR (remember them)
GPMG right shoulder - left eye

Right Handed

Use Mouse
Wipe arse
Use Scissors
Use knife
Golf
Cricket

Left footed

Kick ball
Get on a bike.
First foot on the stair
First foot in a boot / shoe

Right footed

Fck all

BT.

P.S.

Both hands

W@nk

 

Both hands

Pummel Tony Blair's face, until I no longer have the strength to lift either hand

 

i was watching a program a few weeks ago about twins and they were sayin that people who are left handed are usually one of a set of mirror image twins, and if your thinking well im left handed but i dont have a twin they said sometimes we lose one of the babies before we even know were pregnant.

 

I give you the other option , not having any operational hands , ita a case of suck suck,suck suck ,blow...

WW

 

Did everything left handed until I started school (early 70's), made to write/taught, to use right hand, no wonder my handwriting is sh1te.

 

rt hand:
mouse, write, fire, fork, punch, pint, strum air guitar

left hand:
wank, hold a book (problem when wanking), hold brew, pick nose

feet:
Haven't used them for anything other than wearing socks for 30yrs

 

Almost EXACTLY the same except if I use scissors right handed it looks as though Freddy Kruger has been at whatever I'm trying to cut.

And the left hand ONLY for self abuse. Right handed, I'd be frightened of breaking something off.

 

Me the wife and the boy are cack handed so we have no scissors in our house.
Most things as above although I wasnt allowed to use the smg left handed as in the trg sgts words "It's not designed for spastics"
Which was nice.

 

Ambidextrous...although I favour my left hand in many things.