Kylies Norks

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#1
Sad to hear that little Kylie is in the early stages of breast cancer. Let's all hope it can be treated in the least invasive and damaging way possible, and that she makes a full and complete recovery.

On the other hand, if it does require a norkectomy of some sort, what a collectors item! I'll be bidding when it shows up on Ebay...
 
#2
Yep I'd make a strong bid for a swimming cap made from Kylie's hollowed out cancerous tumbler.

I'd bid extra if the nipple was still in place.
 
#5
I'd already posted this in the Int cel, perhaps more appropriate in here:

She can always make videos of her arse if surgery is radical and a full norkectomy is required.

I think Aunty Stella has a set of novelty busters he is prepared to rent out.

Sad news but it could have been worse..... could be someone I know or worse than that colon cancer and the need to wear nappies under those hotpants would have fella's woodies subsiding the planet over.......apart from mine :D

I have Gillian Taylofroth tit from a while back but thats gone hard and crispy and looks like an enormous spunk stained cornflake rather than a funbag
 
#7
Please stay my boob
Who knows when we'll meet again
I'll keep you in a special jar
Your disapeaaring from out my bra
please stay my boob

etc etc
 
#8
Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now
(C'mon baby do the masectomy-motion)
Their gonna chop my tit off
If I give them the chance now
(C'mon baby do the masectomy-motion)
My little cancer surgeon can do it with ease
He said its easier than hysterectomy's
So come on, come on,
Do the masectomy-motion with me
 
#10
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la

I just can’t get you out of my head
My nipples are all I think about
Frightened of khemo taking every hair on my head


La la la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la :D
 
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#11
'You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear' but I think you could make an effective substitute from a spare babe-knocker.
 
#12
Especially for you
I wanna tell you that my norks are on thier way
I'll chuck them in the post
You can play with them all day
As in hospital I'll lay

With my lady parts hacked off
I may aswell grow a meaty c0ck
I've got the bot for it
Strap on my missing tits and fill it
 
#13
Mighty_doh_nut said:
Especially for you
I wanna tell you that my norks are on thier way
I'll chuck them in the post
You can play with them all day
As in hospital I'll lay

With my lady parts hacked off
I may aswell grow a meaty c0ck
I've got the bot for it
Strap on my missing tits and fill it
no more dreaming about tomorrow
some fake tits i'll have to borrow
I’ve got to say
it’s all because of cancer

Chorus:
we'll never be back together, together
i wanna show you my rotten breast it's true
and all the scars I have is
all because of you
 
#14
I, spoken with Kylie to apologise as I feel it is all my fault. See passive smoking has done it. I wish I didn't alway have that post-coital fag.
 
#15
Rumour has it that BBC is a big Kylie fan and also has a voluptuous pair of chebs.

Therefore to show her devotion to the pint size aussie star I vote she hacks one off, pops it in 'utterly butterly' tub and posts it down under. :D

I'd volunteer to post my own but they are currently stuck in a mangle
 
#16
Hmm, slight problem....just one of BBC's norks as as big as Kylie herself.

Wonder what the fans will make of it, next time Kylie's on tour and they just see a gigantic enormous tit dancing round the stage :D
 
#17
I think BBC could fill 300 empty Fray Bentos tins and post them to every hospice in the country giving terminal cancer sufferers a set of novelty bumbers to give thier loved ones a right good bombay roll with before they join the choir invisibule.

Lippy should give Kylie a call, after all she lot a tit to caacer a while ago... or an angry dog, I forget :D
 
#18
Looks like my long held fantasy of a tit feck from the aussie goddesss will now be a very one sided affair
 
#19
Well, every cloud does have a silver lining - IMHO the best bits of that pocket-sized Sheila is her arrse. It would have been far worse is for her to have got buttock cancer and have had to undergo an arrsectomy.

Now that would have been a tragedy...
 
#20
kylie, Kyie, so sweet and smiley,
the loss of a Nork looks more than likely,
and oh so strange you will appear,
when you come on stage in all the gear,
as sing you may with all your heart,
folk will only ken the missing Blaht.
 

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