Kylies Norks

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  1. Sad to hear that little Kylie is in the early stages of breast cancer. Let's all hope it can be treated in the least invasive and damaging way possible, and that she makes a full and complete recovery.

    On the other hand, if it does require a norkectomy of some sort, what a collectors item! I'll be bidding when it shows up on Ebay...
  2. Yep I'd make a strong bid for a swimming cap made from Kylie's hollowed out cancerous tumbler.

    I'd bid extra if the nipple was still in place.
  3. I want her tumor.... suspended in brine in a piccalilli jar. :D
  4. Wonder if she'd let me kiss them better? 8O
  5. I'd already posted this in the Int cel, perhaps more appropriate in here:

    She can always make videos of her arse if surgery is radical and a full norkectomy is required.

    I think Aunty Stella has a set of novelty busters he is prepared to rent out.

    Sad news but it could have been worse..... could be someone I know or worse than that colon cancer and the need to wear nappies under those hotpants would have fella's woodies subsiding the planet over.......apart from mine :D

    I have Gillian Taylofroth tit from a while back but thats gone hard and crispy and looks like an enormous spunk stained cornflake rather than a funbag

  6. She's not so lucky, lucky, lucky now is she ..... :D
  7. Please stay my boob
    Who knows when we'll meet again
    I'll keep you in a special jar
    Your disapeaaring from out my bra
    please stay my boob

    etc etc
  8. Everybody's doin' a brand new dance now
    (C'mon baby do the masectomy-motion)
    Their gonna chop my tit off
    If I give them the chance now
    (C'mon baby do the masectomy-motion)
    My little cancer surgeon can do it with ease
    He said its easier than hysterectomy's
    So come on, come on,
    Do the masectomy-motion with me
  9. Do, do the locomotion....
    Help im loosing my hair to a cancer potion :D
  10. La la la la la la la la
    La la la la la la la la
    La la la la la la la la
    La la la la la la la la

    I just can’t get you out of my head
    My nipples are all I think about
    Frightened of khemo taking every hair on my head

    La la la la la la la la
    La la la la la la la la :D
  11. 'You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear' but I think you could make an effective substitute from a spare babe-knocker.
  12. Especially for you
    I wanna tell you that my norks are on thier way
    I'll chuck them in the post
    You can play with them all day
    As in hospital I'll lay

    With my lady parts hacked off
    I may aswell grow a meaty c0ck
    I've got the bot for it
    Strap on my missing tits and fill it
  13. no more dreaming about tomorrow
    some fake tits i'll have to borrow
    I’ve got to say
    it’s all because of cancer

    we'll never be back together, together
    i wanna show you my rotten breast it's true
    and all the scars I have is
    all because of you
  14. I, spoken with Kylie to apologise as I feel it is all my fault. See passive smoking has done it. I wish I didn't alway have that post-coital fag.
  15. Rumour has it that BBC is a big Kylie fan and also has a voluptuous pair of chebs.

    Therefore to show her devotion to the pint size aussie star I vote she hacks one off, pops it in 'utterly butterly' tub and posts it down under. :D

    I'd volunteer to post my own but they are currently stuck in a mangle