Kylies Arse - ARRSERS Favourite?

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by cernunnos, Jun 5, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Kylie may be a one tit wonder, but she still gets my vote in the pants department! I realise though that there may well be other arses out there worthy of my consideration, any advance on Kylies arse?

    Not your best work
  2. She is a buck toothed pygmy

    Her only redeeming features are a nice apple and a big collection of horny high heels.

    I just wish she'd beat her sister to death with one of them
  3. I dont see the attraction to Kylie shes gopping and riddled with cancer, cant keep a fella, shes Australian(so you know shes got the theiving gene) and got teeth angled enough to eat an Apple through a letter box,
    • Like Like x 1
  4. What sort of cunt would do that?
  5. Not sure, but it's academic anyway, as five years to lock a thread is nowhere near a record, either for the fastest of the slowest.
  6. Tom Daley, he's lovely and I'd happily plough between his buttocks until my knob set on fire.
  7. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    you'ld do him dry - that's harsh when I thought you liked him.

    I take it the rape bedford is soundproofed then?
  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Would you remove his speedos first?
    • Like Like x 2
  9. I'll take Danni any day

    Posted from the ARRSE Mobile app (iOS or Android)
  10. Fuck me sideways, they've gone and unlocked it.......only to stop me having the shortest ever thread the fucking bastards!
  11. paedos in speedos...
  12. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
  13. Mmm Kylie.