Kylie - Soon to be 44

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Kirkz

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#5
I'd craw a mile naked over broken red hot glass to use her shit for toothpaste :)

*Thrap thrap thrap thrap thrap Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! :)
 

Alsacien

MIA
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#8
Friend of mine was her bodyguard for a while, he has only good things to say about her (and no, he did not do her).
In pictures next to him she is tiny, perv's dream.
 
#9
I'd allow her to wear me out sexually I suppose, as long as there wasn't anything good on telly.:wink:
I tend to salivate at the mere mention of her name, drooling uncontronably now, not just from the mouth.
 
#10
Sunglasses in the rain? -
they mean I'm a sleb and I don't want anyone to recognise me so I'll wear torn denim micro shorts which won't hide the cellulite,a leather jacket with a big red heart acrosss the chest a Ban the Bomb logo on the back and stupid boots so I look taller.
And despite the outfit I don't want to be photographed either.
 
#11
She may be 44 but she is almost as well preserved as I am at 45. I think we would be a good match so, if anyone has her number, please tell her to give me a call. I'll make all her dreams come true (as long as all her dreams involve being shagged senseless 24/7 for the rest of her life).
 
#19
She was wearing those shorts when I saw her a few weeks ago, wonder if they've been washed since


Hmmmmmmm


Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE so I should probably be working....
 
#20
I would enjoy making love with her in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation.
I'd wear Kylie like a horses' feed-bag. Her legs over my shoulders, me lapping away like an over-excited and thirsty labrador puppy.

Only if she consented, obviously.
 
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