Kylie Minogue, Elton John, and Robbie Williams were all walking along the street, when Kylie trips over and traps her head in some railings. Robbie lifts up her skirt, pulls down her thong, and ****s hers senseless. He finishes off, turns to Elton John, and says 'your turn', but Elton starts crying. 'Whats wrong?' says Robbie Elton sobs and says 'my head wont fit in the railings'