Kylie Minogue has challenged Pippa Middleton to a sizzling battle of the bums

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Bushmills, Jun 1, 2012.

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  1. Kylie

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  1. Excuse me while i pop off for a while and make my knees tremble
  2. NURSE! It's happened again.
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  3. Being a greedy type, there is no "Both please" in your poll
  4. HHH

    HHH LE

    Kylie has the best arse, fact!
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  5. Not got a bad tit either......
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  6. None of them have got an arse. Period. Any of my exes, or any of my would-be conquests, with their proper womanly figures, and full sized arses would leave these two anorexic things in the shadows.
  7. So you like fat burds then....
  8. You like Nigerian women do you?
  9. If last Saturday night in Label Bar in Newcastle is anything to go by...Yes. And the correct word is "voluptuous". Keep the trouts with the figure of a 12 year old boy to yourselves.
  10. If last Saturday night in Label Bar in Newcastle is anything to go by...No. Unless Nigeria has a population of blonde haired blue eyed women.
  11. On principle I'm not going near any lady's arse old enough to be a grandma, so the posh bint pips it, rather have Shakira than either of them.
  12. I've had to vote Kylie, having met her in person whilst looking after her sister I can definitely say that she scrubs up just as well in the flesh! ;)
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  13. Mmmmm...can we start a Shakira thread?....:woot:
  14. Didn't realise Pippa had an arse?.....:-\\\\