Kurd with lemon accused of supporting terror

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  1. Lemon Kurd anyone....

    So this guy who is deaf and unable to speak (which I think is of little relevance if he is a supporter of terror) has been arrested because he had half a lemon which the prosecutor claim can ease the pain of tear gas.

    Has the Kurd just fallen foul of a really good practical joke -

    Mate, if you have tear gas in your eyes, squirt some lemon juice in them to cure it.....que the screams of pain from the Kurd and his mates rolling around laughing at him and the Kurd declaring jihad on them.

    BBC News - Turkey: Kurd with lemon accused of supporting terror
  2. I prefer egg custards.
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  3. I liked your post because I don't like lemon curd either.
  4. When accused, the defendant said, "Just a Jif, I haven't got my hearing aid switched on"
  5. If he was taking the pith, he'll have lost his zest for it now.
  6. This thread is fast losing it's a-peel.
  7. Was this the lemon?

  8. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Lлимонка ?
  9. I blame the Juice.
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  10. Lemon juice down the japs eye stings a bit also.
  11. I prefer Curd tarts.
    Or Kurd tarts.
  12. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Got open sores in your uretha ?
  13. I did wonder how he found out, but I was not too sure how to ask.

  14. You,ve done this??
  15. This is what the Freedom Manual recomends,,,,

    Smear lime fruit juice on the inside of any fabric which covers your mouth such as a scarf – anything you use to cover your mouth. This is claimed to remove all effects from the CS gas (tear gas) although I haven’t really tried it myself.

    Freedom Manual: Tear Gas