Kung Fu Panda

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by smartascarrots, Jan 11, 2009.

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  1. How on earth would you explain what have to be the most embarrassing scars in the world down the pub? LINK. Having watched Jaws recently, I can't help but think of that scene where they're all pissed and Quint and Hooper are comparing scars. "Baracuda" "Thresher shark" "Err..., anyone want another pint?" :lol:

    Good drills on the part of the first bloke though:

     
  2. Well, we all do daft things, but within reason. About 3 years ago I hopped over the wall in the local zoo in Slovakia to pick up some quality ostrich feathers for the rugrats. Nearest ostrich was about 30 ft away, and although they can move like greased lightening, I reckoned I could tolerate a pecking. As it happened, the bugger couldn't have cared less. Wouldn't try it with a bear though....they don't have feathers!!!
     
  3. A mate of mine who works in a zoo refers to all the large birds as "velociraptors"... :x He reccons that most mammals will let you know they are pissed off before taking a lump out of you..

    Birds though - well we all know about birds.. :roll: