Kraut gets arms sown back on!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Oct 8, 2008.

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  1. Scratch his arrse?
  2. 'Weigh' the norks on his missus?
  3. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    His Doctors look like a right pair of clowns, nice haircut on the left.
  4. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Ahh Mohammed, I see you won your appeal.
  5. Rob a bank?
    fingerprints would throw off the cops real easy..
  6. Latest newsflash! As doctors carefully removed the bandages from the transplanted arms, they discovered to their horror that they'd sewn them on back to front.

  7. Trouble is they are woman's arms. Now when he goes for a p**s they won't let go. Boom Boom.

    Coat please.
  8. He's feeling very sauer at the moment.
  9. Everyone tries "The Stranger" technique sometimes when firing out some knuckle bullets, but this is going a bit far....
  10. Goosestep and sieg heil ?
  11. It's be a shock for a white guy if they'd sown on a black guys arms (or vice versa).
  12. I have just heard the press conference.
    The Kraut says,"I am right behind these arms"
    Well duh.