korean joke thread

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fattwat, Mar 31, 2013.

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  1. There was this septic , this Korean guy and this welsh bloke all working for the same construction company. At the beginning
    of the day the boss comes out and says to the septic guy, "You're in charge of the cement."

    Then he said to the Taff guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."

    Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."

    Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your work. It better be good or you're fired."

    So they all go off to go get their work done.

    At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work. He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to
    the Sseptic guy. Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the welsh guy. Then he couldn't find the Korean
    guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the Korean guy??"

    All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt and yells, " SUPPLIES!"
     
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  2. Very good, I must confess I didn't see it coming.

    Korean joke No. 2:
    North Korea attacks South Korea.
    Boom boom!
     
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  3. Capital of North Korea is Pyongyang which ironically is also the same noise a Wok makes when you twat a dog on the head with it.
     
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