Korean executions

#1
I just read in the i newspaper that Kim Jong has had lots of senior officers executed - some by mortar.Apart from having the hapless officers running around like chickens ona range, how could this be done?
 
#2
I just read in the i newspaper that Kim Jong has had lots of senior officers executed - some by mortar.Apart from having the hapless officers running around like chickens ona range, how could this be done?
'No trace' left after extreme executions in North Korea - Washington Times

The officer was placed at the aiming point of a mortar range, where an artillery shell exploded and blew him to pieces, the newspaper reported. His crime: being caught drunk during the mourning period for Kim Jong-il, Mr. Kim’s father and predecessor who died in December.
 
#3
I was going to suggest tying them over the muzzle a la Indian Mutiny, but you'd have to be quick.

The idea of a troop of ruperts running around a range whilst ORs do their APMT for the Korean TA bounty is worthy of a Youtube clip.
 
#4
"The officer was placed at the aiming point of a mortar range, where an artillery shell exploded and blew him to pieces".

Well which was it Mortars or Artillery?

That is ****ing hilarious though, the crazy little bastard. Whats next execution by celebratory AK47 IDF??

Edited to add:

Would you really get a direct hit with an 82mm Mortar? and would it leave a pink mist or just spread you about a bit?

I think its BS!
 
#5
vereshchagin-blowing_from_guns_in_british_india.jpg

bet they learned that trick from some evil colonialists.
 
#7
Although with a few less generals to hang out with, maybe he's feeling a bit roonery right now?
 
#8
I just read in the i newspaper that Kim Jong has had lots of senior officers executed - some by mortar.Apart from having the hapless officers running around like chickens ona range, how could this be done?
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#12
OT, but I had some of those Korean meatballs from the supermarket the other day. Only 50p and they're the dog's bollocks.
 
#14
He 's trying too hard. They won't let him join the Evil Super Criminal and Dictator's Club with such brute force methods. Also you can't gloat over the victom just before they die...

"Excuse me yur Evil Dictatorship? A thousand apologies for interrupting your gloating."

"Yes Minion?"

"The Safety template says that you need to stand 600 metres away from the victim..."

Sound of Minion being tied up with intended victim.

In any case, you still can't beat the classic simplicity of the marble tiled swimming full of sharks (frickin' or otherwise, lasers are a bit geeky though).



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#15
Could have tied the mortar shell to his ankle on a chain or summat before lobbing the shell down the tube?
 
#19
From the article: "The execution was part of a purge of “unsound” military officers that took place under the control of the new supreme leader". Seems a bit harsh, just for getting an OJAR grading of below B minus. I can't imagine what they would get for calling him fatty.
 

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