Konnie Huq

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  1. It is Friday. I should be working but I can't be arrsed. I am bored. Ooh, here is Konnie Huq in the Guardian. Lets have a look at what she is saying:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2223536,00.html

    and especially:

    "My mum probably still thinks I've got loads of stages to go through that she'll despair of. I haven't been a punk yet, or a lesbian or whatever, so she's probably thinking, 'What's next now she's going to adult TV?'" She pauses. "'Adult TV' just means porno, doesn't it?"

    That will keep me going for the rest of the afternoon!

    It really is a pity that she is a good girl, isn't it? Which probably explains why there are no raunchy photos. Why didn't she give the interview to the Daily Sport? Ho hum, back to daydreaming.





    edited for mong spelling
     
  2. She comes across as mentally sub-normal.

    Yes, I still would, as long as she didn't speak.
     
  3. I'd love to smash her back doors in.....here's one I destroyed earlier ;)
     
  4. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


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  5. I'd give her a sticky back ...er... something to do with plastic

    :oops:
     

  6. I think that there is a little bit of enhancement in the chest............might have to just check for my peace of mind :roll:


    fastmedic
     
  7. I should have learnt by now not to read your fcuking posts with a mouthful of something which is now over my monitor!

    Talking of mouthfuls, I wonder if the lovely Ms Huq would like one... :twisted:
     
  8. Grrrr, she'd fucking get it!

    FRIDAY MORALE PIC, thanks!
     
  9. I think my tongue between those two puppies would enhance them nicely... :p
     
  10. AND WHAT THE FCUK'S THE POINT OF A HEAD AND BEAR SHOULDER SHOT WITH NO CHEBS! I'M OUTRAGED!
     
  11. Summon the Outrage 4 Tonner, schnell!
     
  12. I reckon she's got a really hairy fanny. She probably cuts back the foilage now and then but it just goes all sweaty and stubbly before growing back even thicker than before.

    And her name sounds like make sex noise.