Konnie Huq

#1
It is Friday. I should be working but I can't be arrsed. I am bored. Ooh, here is Konnie Huq in the Guardian. Lets have a look at what she is saying:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2223536,00.html

and especially:

"My mum probably still thinks I've got loads of stages to go through that she'll despair of. I haven't been a punk yet, or a lesbian or whatever, so she's probably thinking, 'What's next now she's going to adult TV?'" She pauses. "'Adult TV' just means porno, doesn't it?"

That will keep me going for the rest of the afternoon!

It really is a pity that she is a good girl, isn't it? Which probably explains why there are no raunchy photos. Why didn't she give the interview to the Daily Sport? Ho hum, back to daydreaming.





edited for mong spelling
 
#2
schweik said:
It is Friday. I should be working but I can't be arrsed. I am bored. Ooh, here is Konnie Huq in the Guardian. Lets have a look at what she is saying:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,2223536,00.html

and especially:

"My mum probably still thinks I've got loads of stages to go through that she'll despair of. I haven't been a punk yet, or a lesbian or whatever, so she's probably thinking, 'What's next now she's going to adult TV?'" She pauses. "'Adult TV' just means porno, doesn't it?"

That will keep me goijng for the rest of the afternoon!

It really is a pity that she is a good girl, isn't it? Which probably explains why there are no raunchy photos. Why didn't she give the interview to the Daily Sport? Ho hum, back to daydreaming.
She comes across as mentally sub-normal.

Yes, I still would, as long as she didn't speak.
 
#3
I'd love to smash her back doors in.....here's one I destroyed earlier ;)
 
#5
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


 
#7
I'd give her a sticky back ...er... something to do with plastic

:oops:
 
#9
smudge67 said:
I'd love to smash her back doors in.....here's one I destroyed earlier ;)
I should have learnt by now not to read your fcuking posts with a mouthful of something which is now over my monitor!

Talking of mouthfuls, I wonder if the lovely Ms Huq would like one... :twisted:
 
#13
schweik said:
Airfix said:
Talking of mouthfuls, I wonder if the lovely Ms Huq would like one... :twisted:
Fcuking hell, I've only just emerged from the bog after seeing that picture, and now I'll have to go straight back in there for a little while ...



Edited to add this link:

http://bp1.blogger.com/_eacB-M4BzwU/RxuM3ocmznI/AAAAAAAABYo/1K08wcswOEw/s1600-h/konnie-hu-top-40.jpg
AND WHAT THE FCUK'S THE POINT OF A HEAD AND BEAR SHOULDER SHOT WITH NO CHEBS! I'M OUTRAGED!
 
#14
Airfix said:
schweik said:
Airfix said:
Talking of mouthfuls, I wonder if the lovely Ms Huq would like one... :twisted:
Fcuking hell, I've only just emerged from the bog after seeing that picture, and now I'll have to go straight back in there for a little while ...



Edited to add this link:

http://bp1.blogger.com/_eacB-M4BzwU/RxuM3ocmznI/AAAAAAAABYo/1K08wcswOEw/s1600-h/konnie-hu-top-40.jpg
AND WHAT THE FCUK'S THE POINT OF A HEAD AND BEAR SHOULDER SHOT WITH NO CHEBS! I'M OUTRAGED!
Summon the Outrage 4 Tonner, schnell!
 
#15
I reckon she's got a really hairy fanny. She probably cuts back the foilage now and then but it just goes all sweaty and stubbly before growing back even thicker than before.

And her name sounds like make sex noise.
 
#17
matt_duran said:
I reckon she's got a really hairy fanny. She probably cuts back the foilage now and then but it just goes all sweaty and stubbly before growing back even thicker than before.

And her name sounds like make sex noise.
Can you substantiate any of these claims? If you are asking for volunteers to go on an expedition to find out, look no further, I'm yer man!
 
#19
Norfolknchance said:
matt_duran said:
I reckon she's got a really hairy fanny. She probably cuts back the foilage now and then but it just goes all sweaty and stubbly before growing back even thicker than before.

And her name sounds like make sex noise.
Can you substantiate any of these claims? If you are asking for volunteers to go on an expedition to find out, look no further, I'm yer man!
As a good muslim girl she's more likely to be clean-shaven.


Allahu Akhbar!
 
#20
Although it's putting myself in harms way, I would volunteer to drink from the furry cup of Miss Huq if my fellow arrsers select me to. Medically speaking I feel that it is my duty :lol:

Needless to say I would get no pleasure from it :twisted:



fastmedic
 

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