Koala Bear

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  1. A Koala Bear approached a prostitute. Since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited. He went down on her, they shagged all night long and in the morning, he did it one more time before departing.

    As he was heading for the door, the prostitute yelled, "Hey, what about my money?"

    The koala turned, gave her a puzzled look and shrugged his shoulders.

    She said, "Come here," pulling a dictionary out of her bag. She pointed to the word "Prostitute" and its definition, "Has sex and gets paid."

    Finally understanding, the Koala borrowed her dictionary, turned to the word "Koala" and showed her, "Eats, roots, shoots and leaves."