Know your sh1t!!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by sexybomb, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

    The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

    "Oh, I don't know", said the stranger, "How about nuclear power?"

    "OK," she said. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer all eat grass, the same stuff, right? Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

    The stranger thinks about it and says, "Wow, I have no idea!"

    To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know Sh1t?"