Know any Al-Quaeda personally???

#2
Does this mean no more posts here on Arrse from serving members.... which Gauleiter thought this one up then?
 
#3
Done to death on here at the time, try a search.
 
#5
castlelgr said:
wow thats interesting

so anyway does anyone have some top secret missions they are going on soon.
If so where to?
Im going on Op Gloss, it involves me glossing the kitchen door and the frame, and if its not done by tomorrow, all hell will break loose and i will be backsquaded to the shitehouse.
 

dpcw

War Hero
#6
castlelgr said:
wow thats interesting

so anyway does anyone have some top secret missions they are going on soon.
If so where to?
I have - it involves keeping the cigars I smoke secret from my GF as I am a non-smoker, very high risk and very scarey stuff. :wink:
 
#7
Gren said:
castlelgr said:
wow thats interesting

so anyway does anyone have some top secret missions they are going on soon.
If so where to?
Im going on Op Gloss, it involves me glossing the kitchen door and the frame, and if its not done by tomorrow, all hell will break loose and i will be backsquaded to the shitehouse.
I did Op Gloss last year. Very messy especially when the dog wagged his tail......ooops I've said too much.

Mods....help!
 
#8
so who's going to rescue pvt Golden when the jehadi's come for him :?
 
#10
brighton hippy said:
so who's going to rescue pvt Golden when the jehadi's come for him :?
Capt Sir Alan McIlwraith DSO etc etc - of whom Mike Jackson spoke so highly (allegedly).
 
#11
castlelgr said:
wow thats interesting

so anyway does anyone have some top secret missions they are going on soon.
If so where to?
This time tomorrow, I'll be on the plane.

Taking an eighth off the bottom of the door.
 
#12
Op Gloss phase one complete, that should keep the powers that be happy for a while.

Now onto Op Bathroom ceiling....
 

elovabloke

ADC
Moderator
#13
smartascarrots said:
castlelgr said:
wow thats interesting

so anyway does anyone have some top secret missions they are going on soon.
If so where to?
This time tomorrow, I'll be on the plane.

Taking an eighth off the bottom of the door.
Heard the Shock Army has reformed. Me and Harry Palmer will sneak in undercover of the Easter celebrations to report back the following week.
 
#14
I have a external survey for you. Mind you need to ask permission before answering.

1) Which number do you like most?

1

2

3

4

This is highly classified information so watch out.
 
#15
Operational Guidance for DCPW

I have - it involves keeping the cigars I smoke secret from my GF as I am a non-smoker, very high risk and very scarey stuff.
There are several techniques experienced operators have used to accomplish this mission. Some have purchased a dog. Dogs require walks. If the are not walked they will extract their revenge inside the house. Make sure you get a fit dog able to withstand the rigours of a walk long enough to acomplish the mission. If agent GF resists frequent long walks do not walk the dog for a day. One stained carpet will have her encouraging the long walks.
 
#16
JumpShip said:
I have a external survey for you. Mind you need to ask permission before answering.

1) Which number do you like most?

1

2

3

4

This is highly classified information so watch out.
I am leaning towards 2 but 3 is looking pretty tempting
 
#17
I know more than a few al-Qolics, mind you.
 
#18
castlelgr said:
JumpShip said:
I have a external survey for you. Mind you need to ask permission before answering.

1) Which number do you like most?

1

2

3

4

This is highly classified information so watch out.
I am leaning towards 2 but 3 is looking pretty tempting
I'm thinking maybe 4. But I can't choose may get into some trouble. :roll:
 
#19
DavidBOC said:
Operational Guidance for DCPW

I have - it involves keeping the cigars I smoke secret from my GF as I am a non-smoker, very high risk and very scarey stuff.
There are several techniques experienced operators have used to accomplish this mission. Some have purchased a dog. Dogs require walks. If the are not walked they will extract their revenge inside the house. Make sure you get a fit dog able to withstand the rigours of a walk long enough to acomplish the mission. If agent GF resists frequent long walks do not walk the dog for a day. One stained carpet will have her encouraging the long walks.
The enemy agent GF tails me closley every time I go on a long walk as my old dog no longer needs the miles he used too. The only safe time is going to and from work, the cigars are afixed out of sight near the driver position using adhesive velcro strips. You are sure this method of communication is secure?????
 
#20
dpcw said:
DavidBOC said:
Operational Guidance for DCPW

I have - it involves keeping the cigars I smoke secret from my GF as I am a non-smoker, very high risk and very scarey stuff.
There are several techniques experienced operators have used to accomplish this mission. Some have purchased a dog. Dogs require walks. If the are not walked they will extract their revenge inside the house. Make sure you get a fit dog able to withstand the rigours of a walk long enough to acomplish the mission. If agent GF resists frequent long walks do not walk the dog for a day. One stained carpet will have her encouraging the long walks.
The enemy agent GF tails me closley every time I go on a long walk as my old dog no longer needs the miles he used too. The only safe time is going to and from work, the cigars are afixed out of sight near the driver position using adhesive velcro strips. You are sure this method of communication is secure?????
dpcw

I can not believe you have been lying to me all this time...














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