Knobs over 30 wearing hair gel

ugly

LE
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#1
What is it with the cunts blatantly over 30 years old with grooming products in their hair? FFS grow up! You'll be bald soon!

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Grumblegrunt

LE
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#2
hermers probably.

when you get to a certain age the gel is not to wow prospective conquests be it cock or clunge but to hold the hair on and stop you being a miserable bald git. :)
 

Joker62

ADC
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#4
And those with fkin ponytails too, there's a guy at my station with both "product" and a ponytail and must be in his 50s at least, got all the "City" gear on as well!!
 
#6
hermers probably.

when you get to a certain age the gel is not to wow prospective conquests be it cock or clunge but to hold the hair on and stop you being a miserable bald git. :)
43 here, and a fuller head of hair is hard to find, except it's still a Nº2.

And alarmingly pink at the front until it's grown out a bit
 
#8
I'm 44 and covered in thick hair. I carry a hair donor card in the event of my expiration in a boudoir of hair loving woman. If there were a hair transfusion service, I would be there hairy poster boy. Baldies, come worship me. I am the God of hair. Bwahahahaha!!
 
#9
I'm 44 and covered in thick hair. I carry a hair donor card. If there were a hair transfusion service, I would be there hairy poster boy. Baldies, come worship me. I am the God of hair. Bwahahahaha!!
On my screen there is an ad next to your post asking if your hair is falling out! If it's there when I get to work this morning I'll get a screen shot. Pure irony!
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#10
Well I'm hardly bald despite being fucked up if not ancient although I am the silver fox! I have more hair on my napper now than some of the lads I joined juniors with had then!

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Joker62

ADC
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#11
I'm 44 and covered in thick hair. I carry a hair donor card in the event of my expiration in a boudoir of hair loving woman. If there were a hair transfusion service, I would be there hairy poster boy. Baldies, come worship me. I am the God of hair. Bwahahahaha!!
That maybe, but you get to be abused by the doorstaff at your local ;-)

How is Sebastian these days?
 
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exmunkey

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#13
I'm 44 and covered in thick hair. I carry a hair donor card in the event of my expiration in a boudoir of hair loving woman. If there were a hair transfusion service, I would be there hairy poster boy. Baldies, come worship me. I am the God of hair. Bwahahahaha!!
Bastard
 
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Tinman74

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#14
What is it with the cunts blatantly over 30 years old with grooming products in their hair? FFS grow up! You'll be bald soon!

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I took the approache of going grey go shorter, I currently sport a number one all over, helps with my silverback simmeon looks!
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#15
an old workplace started calling be badger due to the grey and the fact that I was vicious when cornered. I was 33 :)

43 now - whiter on top but you can tell when the sides are kept cut right down. haven't used wax/gel since I learned to cut my own hair aged 26 or so and didn't need it nay more. hairdressers never cut off as much as you wanted to ensure you had to come back sooner - cnuts.
 
#16
I've got a grade zero, and have no need of hair gel.


What's the similarity between a ponytail and a horse's tail?

When you lift one up and look underneath, you will find an arsehole!!!!
 
#18
And those with fkin ponytails too, there's a guy at my station with both "product" and a ponytail and must be in his 50s at least, got all the "City" gear on as well!!
Jealousy is an ugly emotion Baldy Man :D
 
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