Knob Jockey!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by cernunnos, Dec 23, 2011.

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  1. I've just received this message from a brave contributor, apparently with a persona created purely to send this message, thats big that is!

    Bring it on!
  2. Ahhh Christmas cheer, love it.
  3. Nicely worded, but a tad too americanised for my liking. String him up by his knackers while you give him a lecture on the proper use of English
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  4. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    I'll hold your coat.
  5. Internet Hardmen............don't you just love them !
  6. It's nice to be appreciated
  7. Well, it makes a change from sending cheesy christmas cards. Maybe he was just bored and lonely. I can see why he's lonely too.
  8. No thanks, last time you cleaned out the pockets and skiffed the fucking collar!
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  9. Is it because you dry bummed him
  10. As it appears that your answer to his(?) question is 'No'. Please keep us apprised of his next move. If he hasn't got one then it seems a pointless message.

    Typo edit.
  11. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator that all you noticed....
  12. Is it from she who casts no shadow?
  13. I'm not sure, his plucky use of an "aliarrse" prevents me from knowing. I've slagged fat septics and gay medics of late. I suspect that he's a fat septic transexual stretcher bearing twat.
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  14. Heaven forbid!
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  15. I just sent him her or it the link to this thread!