Knife v sellotape. Unexpected winner

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fang_Farrier, Mar 15, 2012.

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  1. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

  2. Is that why it's called a 'stick-up'?
  3. IT is such a large article, no wonder they managed to make a mess of a simple sentence.
  4. Quiete ballsy!
    The guy behind the counter shure has some guts, not so much skills...
  5. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    In today's culture of Yoomin Rites I am surprised the shop keeper was not charged with assault and the knife wielder given loads of compensation for his hurt feelings as a failed robber.
  6. That'd fucking hurt though. Them tape dispensers are weighty.
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  7. FFS it's the Orkneys - he's probably related to the robber.
  8. Education, education,education as Blair shouted.....

    Doing it with a finger or two,eyes scrunched a bit near the screen, trying to make sure I don't make a mess or mistake in the process.
  9. "A would-be Orkney thief..." - BBC News

    That was ambitious of him... Bloody hell this BBC jurno needs to be taken out and shot in front of their family.