Knife attack at MI5 headquarters

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by PartTimePongo, Sep 3, 2004.

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    Nice Magnums 8O
  2. Let me guess. Paranoid schizo, who has been writing to his MP, The Queen and numerous other notables (and probably posting on ARRSE), about MI5 secretly monitoring his brain waves, receives no replies to his correspondence. Decides to pop down to Thames House and sort the matter out himself.
  3. Bloody idiot. Everybody knows that you only need to wrap tin-foil around your head to stop them monitoring your brainwaves..... 8O
  4. He got the good news with a stun gun as well! Apparently tin foil doesn't play well with electric.... 'stunning'. :D

    I know, i know - where did i leave my coat?
  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    Bloody lies I tell you !

  6. .......And almost certainly in green ink, with lots of capitals, exclamation marks, and underlining. :D