Possibly the most pathetic attempt that IÂ´ve seen on arrse. Why donÂ´t you just make something up like you usually do? Failing that, buy General White-SpunnerÂ´s book "Horse Guards", but ffs donÂ´t drop it on your foot.
Yes, he really must hope that people stop bumping the thread to show what an Arrse he is. I notice that his new thread identifies him as pre-RCB as opposed to at RMAS. Why don't we start up a dedicated RCB sticky thread?