Kiwi or Cherry?

#1
Dont bite my head off just yet, I know the answer is Kiwi, I just want to know why!
When I was a boy my Dad regailed me stories of his Army career which obviously influenced my decision to join up (God bless him!). One of the things that I'll always remember him telling me was that on no occasion must you ever deviate away Kiwi to Cherry as one is the Dogs nuts and the other is the Horses arse. So my post has two questions:
1 Why?
2 What else do you always use and on no occasion do you use its almost identical market competitor? (ie Domestos and not Cilit Bang cos Barry whathisname is a cnut?)

Yes it is a slow day today
 
#17
Crunchy peanut butter not smooth
Marmite not bovril
no fore play not loads of fore play
5 mins not 5 hours ( she had the same time to come as me ! )
 

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