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Kiwi or Cherry?

#1
Dont bite my head off just yet, I know the answer is Kiwi, I just want to know why!
When I was a boy my Dad regailed me stories of his Army career which obviously influenced my decision to join up (God bless him!). One of the things that I'll always remember him telling me was that on no occasion must you ever deviate away Kiwi to Cherry as one is the Dogs nuts and the other is the Horses arse. So my post has two questions:
1 Why?
2 What else do you always use and on no occasion do you use its almost identical market competitor? (ie Domestos and not Cilit Bang cos Barry whathisname is a cnut?)

Yes it is a slow day today
 

elovabloke

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#2
Carlsberg and not Heineken :hungry: Bratwurst not bockwurst.
 
#3
confused... waiting for answers? :?
 
#4
Strongbow not Woodpecker (Or that manky Irish shite)
Daily Sport not Daily Mail
Black Sheep not Old Peculiar
 
#5
Cohibas not King Edwards.

Havana Club not Bacardi.

Laphroaig not Jack bloody Daniels!
 
#6
Warsteiner not Carling
Front bottom not back bottom (mostly)
Weetabix not Oatabix
 
#7
Cheap fags not duty paid ones

Tetleys not John Smiths

Gut wrenching hardcore porn not UK top shelf rubbish
 
#9
Stretched but not overstretched.
 
#12
Tired but not emotional.

Brasso, not Vodka.

It has to be Kiwi....... Cherry Blossom doesn't give me a hard on.
 

elovabloke

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#16
Jacob1650 said:
Tired but not emotional.

Brasso, not Vodka.

It has to be Kiwi....... Cherry Blossom doesn't give me a hard on.
But only Parade Gloss

Daddy's not HP

RTR not Cav :p

M&S not Aldi
 
#17
Crunchy peanut butter not smooth
Marmite not bovril
no fore play not loads of fore play
5 mins not 5 hours ( she had the same time to come as me ! )
 
#18
Hellmans only!
Warburtons Bread not Hovis
Lurpak not Anchor
Coke not Pepsi
 
#20
Braeburns not Granny Smiths
Lurchers not stupid little fluffy dogs
Scottish accent on a man not English :D
Walkers crisps not ASDAs own
 

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