Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Feb 9, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Kitchen Wisdom

    Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to
    prevent ice cream drips.

    Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's
    sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it

    To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the

    Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix. Keeps in the pantry for up to a

    When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the
    dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside
    of the cake.

    Go to the bakery! Hell, they'll even decorate it for you!

    If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in
    a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant

    If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please
    recite with me the real woman's motto: 'I made it, you will eat it
    and I don't care how bad it tastes!'

    Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it
    will keep for weeks.

    Celery? Never heard of it!

    Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
    beautiful glossy finish.

    The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
    whites over the crust, so I don't.

    Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
    forehead. The throbbing will go away.

    Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! All your pains go

    If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing
    gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

    Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you.

    Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for
    future use in casseroles and sauces.

    Leftover wine??????????? HELLO!!!!!!!
  2. Don't cut and paste spam shite on websites.

    No really, just don't.
  3. Why the Fuck did you post this in the jokes forum

  4. This is why I love this site, the tolerance, the "Live and let live" ........... LOL
  5. Phil. My office. 0900. feet in my in tray. GO!!
  6. I fucking hate you phil.