Kit list (Basic training)

[Gaf]

Could any one recommend any extra useful items i should add to my kit list starting basic for the paras in September.

Thanks

 

[jarrod248]

Search function, top right.

 

[Gaf]

Search function, top right.

Sorted Thanks

 

[Peli23]

Search function, top right.

They issue a search function top right these days? is it shiny and ally?

 

[Peli23]

Sorted Thanks

There endeth the lesson according to Jarrod.

 

[Harry Clampers]

There endeth the lesson according to Jarrod.

It's a thankless, lonely vigil that he performs, but nobody does it better.

 

[Peli23]

It's a thankless, lonely vigil that he performs, but nobody does it better.

At least he doesn't ask for a password and then open fire at count of 0.2 seconds.....

Well played Jarrod "Search Sheriff" Earp

 

[Harry Clampers]

At least he doesn't ask for a password and then open fire at count of 0.2 seconds.....

Well played Jarrod "Search Sheriff" Earp

You might have thought he'd be able to find something a little more exciting to fill his diary...

 

[Peli23]

You might have thought he'd be able to find something a little more exciting to fill his diary...

Search with a search function FLIR, demand password and "shoot." I find exciting but then I'm semi-retired

 

[jarrod248]

You might have thought he'd be able to find something a little more exciting to fill his diary...

I'd better not share my excitement.

 

[Harry Clampers]

I'd better not share my excitement.

Tumescent with joy?

 

[Peli23]

I'd better not share my excitement.

Share, share.......In a non gay way of course cos I'm hetero like

 

[ACAB]

I'd better not share my excitement.

Just for you, you ******* Stud!

 

[Peli23]

Just for you, you ******* Stud!

The name's Function, Search Function (fade to Cubby type freaky neon graphics and an 80's pop star belting out a 248 Related Tune)

 

[jarrod248]

You lot have vivid imaginations.

 

[Peli23]

You lot have vivid imaginations.

Do you want us to talk more Mr Jarrod? (Connery accent)

No, ARRSER's, I want you to (insert)

And I've no idea where this is going to go

 

[Harry Clampers]

Do you want us to talk more Mr Jarrod? (Connery accent)

No, ARRSER's, I want you to (insert)

And I've no idea where this is going to go

I suspect it'll lead to Moderation without coffee before too long.

 

[Peli23]

I suspect it'll lead to Moderation without coffee before too long.

I'm staying well within guidelines after last meeting without coffee / ROP fest. No swearing or porn, just joshing our in house James "Search Function" Bond / Bourne

 

[Harry Clampers]

I'm staying well within guidelines after last meeting without coffee / ROP fest. No swearing or porn, just joshing our in house James "Search Function" Bond / Bourne

Don't mention the Plymouth-trained orphan budgie-smuggler and you might get away with it.

 

[Peli23]

Don't mention the Plymouth-trained orphan budgie-smuggler and you might get away with it.

Didn't even get past the gym after the officers mess door......I've said too much