Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Negligent-Discharge, May 8, 2013.

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  1. Negligent-Discharge

    Negligent-Discharge LE Book Reviewer

    Sorry Rudyard...

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  2. Sorry just isn't enough
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  3. I like the last verse.... very apt. But it was hard work getting to that bit though ;-)
  4. Is it Christmas again already?
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  5. Kipling ? Sorry, I've never kippled - is it fun ?
  6. Comforting tip from the original:

    When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains,
    And the women come out to cut up what remains,
    Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
    An' go to your Gawd like a soldier.
  7. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Getting dusty in here.
  8. A bit like duckling but without the feathers...

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  9. Well, its alright, but its no "T'was the night before Christmas,"
  10. He should stick to making cakes.
  11. So we have got ourselves a duckler.
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  12. It is exceedingly good.
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  13. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    not as much fun as Dickins
  14. I was going to do a warry response, but it was too much Hassel.
  15. The door wouldn't open so I Gunga Din.