Kinky sex ...

The Memsaab has had enough of kinky sex (for now) wants slow and sensual.

I think I know what that is after googling. Suggestions?
 

FatGlutton

Clanker
As I understand it, kinky is when you use a feather during foreplay and perverted is when you use the whole chicken.

I have no idea what slow and sensual means.
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
Tell her that all those years of you going in hard and dry and dirty means that her bum is too stretched for a slow entry and besides, you haven't got a plank.
 
Look at Erotic category of BooLoo or try some tantric sex practices. :)
 

Auld-Yin

ADC
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
Reviews Editor
Get her someone who can fuvk her properly.
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
Why on earth are you bothered by what she wants?
 
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Guest
One man's kinky is another man's quiet night in. it's all an acquired taste.
 
Is slow and sensual where you let her put down the shopping bags first?
 

AlienFTM

MIA
Book Reviewer
Is it where she wears the webbing, not you, and you don't let her take it off when she walks through the door?
 

fu2

LE
slow and sensual means you dont shoot your load after 2 minutes and you are thinking of her while doing it.
 
Just offer her Jarrod
 

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