Kinky bitch

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Tricky1982, Jul 11, 2013.

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  1. I hope she isn't over inflating her chances
     
  2. Blowing things right out of proportion.
    I would though :)
     
  3. Will they go down on her ?

    Get off ! I can walk
     
  4. The thing is,once they have kids they tend to ,ahem, balloon in weight.
    Oooh is that the time already?
     
  5. Best hope it doesn't all blow up in her face!
     
  6. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    So there was an Irishman who tried to get it on with a blow up doll. Came back 5 minutes later complaining that he tried to giver a love bite, she did a huge fart and flew out the window...


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  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Puts another perspective to "blow-job".
     
  8. Well, blow me!
     
  9. do these sprogs come out the valve-a?