No one knows who anyone is here (ok so a lot do but we'll overlook that)....so whats the kinkiest thing you've done in the bedroom, what if you told your friends would make them say "you weirdos"...........
I used to know a girl(danish) who I had lots of fun with...on friday night she would get a chinky to take away.....insert the pork balls in her "hows yer father" pour the sauce upon her minge and proceed to squeeze the deep fried parcels of yummy pork onto my receptive tongue............every time I have a chinky I get a hard on!
Years ago a mate returned from a 3 week exercise (in the good old days before field showers and that "homo" hygiene thing) wherupon he went for a good old "post- exercise dump" While he was curling one down, his wife went down on him! Now thats what I call a loving relationship.
girlfriend upchuking over toilet bowl after particularly long session went behind her ,patting back ,caring and all that good stuff.
got a rummage in the trousers so skirt up knickers down did the dirty while she just puked, got towards vinegar stroke she,s at the straining spew point ,cant get much out but liquid.
strains so hard she sh*ts herself all over my front (diorea) oh well ,got to finnish on the vinegar havent you!!!!!!!!smell was awful though :-/
One time long ago in germany i took a bird back to the block. As i shared a room i didnt want to do the deed with my roomate watching. So in my drunken state of mind we went into a mates single bunk as his door was open and I knew he was still out.
Afterwards i went for a piss then went back to my own room and got my head down.
Then next day the lad owning the single bunk was boasting that when he came home there was a bird in his bed and he did her. Poor soul little did he know id been there first and he had to wake up next to her the next day.
Sloppy seconds please.
Rode round in an open top tram in Hong Kong (84) impaled on some Thai girl I'd met that night & promised to marry in the morning. Never did marry her but the trip home on Star Ferry was just as interesting.