Kingo's Christmas Carol

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by Mighty_doh_nut, Dec 8, 2003.

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  1. To the tune of Mistletoe and Wine:

    Christmas time, drunkenness and crime,
    Children playing - in filth and grime,
    With cars on fire - and trainees under tree
    Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,

    It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving,
    Knock-off gear - worra great feelin
    Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free,
    Just like our lecky, - gas and TV

    Christmas time, p*ssups all the time
    Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine
    Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear
    It's great getting p*ssed - on someone else's beer

    Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella
    Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella
    Christmas is sound - Christmas is best
    God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS

    Christmas time - time to joy-ride
    Then go and visit - family inside
    With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff
    This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough

    So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city
    You may just know why - the streets look so sh*tty
    So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals
    But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels
  2. Three words :-

    Fan Fcuking Tastic


  3. Would like to claim credit for it but can't, recieved it via email tonight.
  4. Yawn...........
  5. I assume you have robbed someones laptop to log on to arse santa :D

    Or is it giro day and you have popped into the library before going on an afternoon shoplifting spree
  6. Thats great - can I steal it???
  7. Right - where is my lighter?

    Santa and Mighty are both going to get it.
  8. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...............
  9. Are you a posh Scouser DtS? Asking whether you can nick something !!