King of the chavs is broke there is some justice after all.

#1
Anyone remember Michael carroll defined on this arrsepedia page

Michael Carroll - ARRSEpedia

Well is seems he has manage to quite incredibly squander his ill gotten 9.7 million fortune this apparently is the low down of his spending.
£5million - Family and friends
£1million - Gambling
£1million - Rangers Football Club
£800,000 - Televisions, sound systems and gadgets
£400,000 - Cars
£325,000 - House
£300,000 - Parties
£230,000 - Crack cocaine
£200,000 - Jewellery
£200,000 - Swimming pool
£100,000 - Prostitutes
£60,000 - Holidays
£55,000 - Legal fees
He's now a drunken alcholic who's just been electronicly tagged this is the sort of thing you could make a parable out of The story of Carroll the foolish cunt who had it all and lost it all.

the articles here: Lotto lout Michael Carroll who scooped £9.7million jackpot now an alcoholic working for £75 per day, court hears | Mail Online
 
#4
He's a moron, but how does winning the lottery make his winnings "ill gotten"?
Well lets just say of all the people who did'nt deserve to win the jackpot of which there are many he (who was awaiting trial at the time for assault) was a front runner.
Although he is working for a living now I'll give him that.
 
#6
Glad to see he got his priorities right - £325k on a house - £800k on a stereo. Chav, check.
 
#7
I believe the MoD are looking to give him a job in procurement , he is eminently qualified .
Mind you , given the amount spent on " friends " prostitutes and cocaine , he would do well in defence sales as well.
 
U

uncle_ho

Guest
#8
Isn't this the same fuckwit who was 'mates' with Johnny Adair? Might have something to do with the donation to Rangers FC. Then again it might not.
 
#9
Living local 'ish' to KOC, you hear many stories (not that you want to, but theres fcuk all that happens this neck of the woods) and I have to say the write up is spot on! Well done that man!
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#10
Well lets just say of all the people who did'nt deserve to win the jackpot of which there are many he (who was awaiting trail at the time for assault) was a front runner.
Although he is working for a living now I'll give him that.
Why didn't he deserve to win? Didn't he pay for his ticket like everyone else? Very gracious of you however, to acknowledge that he has a job.
 
#11
Having the misfortune to live in the vicinity of this lowlife I can only say "serves you right you tosser, Im overjoyed with your plight".
 
#13
Is this the guy that was on some program a few years back, bought flash cars and then him and his mates would just drive them round and round a field until he wrecked them? or is there more than one fuckwit who has squanderd his lottery win like a moron!
 
#15
Is this the guy that was on some program a few years back, bought flash cars and then him and his mates would just drive them round and round a field until he wrecked them? or is there more than one fuckwit who has squanderd his lottery win like a moron!
Well I suppose you have to give him credit for at least buying them
 
#18
Is this the guy that was on some program a few years back, bought flash cars and then him and his mates would just drive them round and round a field until he wrecked them? or is there more than one fuckwit who has squanderd his lottery win like a moron!
Not quite what he did. My Mrs Uncle and aunt live in the same village. He built a stock car circuit in the field and bought cheap cars and they used to smash them up and buy some more.
 
#19
The best story about him is going into the local Mc Donalds on a saturday afternoon , buying hundreds of cheeseburgers and then driving down the high st chucking them at passers by out of the sunroof .
At least most of the money went back into the local economy , ex girlfriends , property , scrap cars , drugs & prostitutes .
Kings Lynn did well out of him .
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#20
The best story about him is going into the local Mc Donalds on a saturday afternoon , buying hundreds of cheeseburgers and then driving down the high st chucking them at passers by out of the sunroof .
At least most of the money went back into the local economy , ex girlfriends , property , scrap cars , drugs & prostitutes .
Kings Lynn did well out of him .
Probably watched balls of steel and neg's burger bowl. Thickies like that aren't original.
 

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