King of Porn is Dead

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  1. Paul Raymond has died at the age of 82.

    Clicky

    Worth a bob or two and all.

    :worship:
     
  2. I thought i was the king of porn??
     
  3. I thought MDN was king of Porn - oh no - he's just King of Depravity ;)
     
  4. As a former Custodian of the Mess Stash (aka the Mess Porn Librarian) I feel it is my duty to pass on this link to the BBC news website. Onanists will perhaps wish to observe a minute's silence (during the 90 seconds it takes to crack one off) or perhaps tie a black band around their you-know-what!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7275177.stm

     
  5. The Mayfair was considered reading during Basic.
     
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Fiona Richmond lived near here (where I am at moment) and her car, a Roller, with it's distinctive reg no is still around.
    The registration number was/is PEN1S. Classy.
     
  7. At least there was NO perversion, or Kiddy Porn with Raymond!

    I wonder where all his models are now? .. :wink:
     
  8. His Granddaughters have now hit the top of the most eligible list, at the ages of 16 and 22 they are set to inherit around £650m between them.
     
  9. You know what is said about those with BIG cars and Stupid registration numbers .. .. .. .. .. .. "They have too much money and don't care how stupid they look"
     
  10. I would be the same if I had that money.
     
  11. I salute the man, for the awkward angle he made my teenage bed tilt at due to his glossy publications ! For his ability to open a lads eyes to technicolour bikinis, expensive w*nk lines and stupendously hairy vag's and the genuis like idea to include a centre spread about luxury cars or edwardian architecture to enable the discerning gent to leave it out with impunity if correctly displayed !
     
  12. Many moons ago, a colleague described how he had undertaken a VAT control visit to this gentleman.

    It was held in a shady office in a shady lane, and he wouldn't identify where his warehouses were, as it would invite the attention of the police - who had a reputation for seriously denuding his stock for their personal pleasure**.

    My colleague said Raymond was a new breed of pornographer, very businesslike and extremely clever. His profits were being invested (rather than laundered) in very respectable enterprises. However, he found it difficult to concentrate as sitting next to Mr Raymond was his accountant, whil on the other side in the corner was a sex doll with a slow puncture and a very sorry look on her face.

    ** I later visited a porn cinema who bemoaned the police stealing his projectors - which the met denied. The kick in the teeth was when the films were shown in court ....... using his projectors.
     
  13. For a minute we though he meant you Stokey :p
    God bless you and your contributions :D
     
  14. Rest in peace, dad. Rest in peace.

    We are going to miss you in church next Sunday. Nobody can say Latin mass as well as you can.
     
  15. Fcuk off Ron Jeremy's not dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!