King of Pop catches superbug

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OLDBIGHEAD, Feb 12, 2009.

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  1. Scummage

    How much do you wanna bet that the c unt starts showing off, and re-releases his Thriller video coz he looks the part?? 8O
  2. boo hoo hoo.

    kiddie fiddling cnut.
  3. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    '...which could kill off areas of the superstar’s skin and leave him in need of major reconstructive surgery. '

    how can they tell??? :(
  4. Thought it was going to be about Jonathan King. Half right, he's another kiddie fiddler.
  5. Does anyone really give a shit? :x
  6. Well you learn something everyday, I had no idea that kiddy fiddling was infectious, Put him with Mr King and they can rot together, you could throw in Louis Walsh to keep them company.
  7. What gets me is how is nose could get a skin infection.
    It hasn't been made out of skin for years!
  8. If he gets reconstructive surgery they might be able to make him look human again
  9. I think thats beyond medical science, a silk purse from a pigs ear?
  10. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Can we throw in Garry Glitter,Micheal Barrymore & Boy George as well?
    Might as well...
  11. haha