All that's missing now is that some bollick-brain advertises for a translator into "proppa Inglish" to cater for the "bros" and "homies" and such obnoxious gumbags who can't even string a reasonable sentence together when they're off the stuff.
I prophesy oodles of court cases: "bikozz dis agwanna don' onnerstann mii, an' 'e izz giinn me da oolgi aye coz aye izz a brovva an' 'e don' no wott it izz ta bee a towtaa gobshite.
I really surmise that it's the other way around and the 'Grinning One' is calling in some favours, ref one of Liarbore's most trusted treasurers providing Don Corleone with an alibi; a matter which the Guardia di Finanza are interested in following up with.
Have you ever noticed that way that Brown holds his mouth when he's talking/lying (the same thing). It always reminds me of a certain NAAFI manageress many years ago who didn't really like the taste of man batter so she'd hold it in her mouth until she could nip to the loo. Having a gobfull of come never stopped her trying to talk and the way he holds his mouth and lips just reminds me of her.
Edited to add: Sorry dragged it off theme there.
Berlesconi backing Blair eh? Bit like Geoffrey Archer giving you a reference really.