Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Feb 10, 2009.
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How the hell do I shift this hangover?
STOP banging your head
Man up, grow a pair, and carry on drinking.
If hair of isn't an option Screech is my cure of choice
1, Buy a stack of morning papers.
2, Get down to Wetherspoons in 1h and 5 mins !
3, Order the gopping breakfast with a pint of Bitter.
4, Allow to settle and get on the aftershocks !!
You'll be either right as rain by eleven or booting taxis and offering out office workers by dinner !!
Depends on the type of hangover, really. One good tip is don't, and I mean don't, have coffee. That's a sure way to multiply it by 10. Sugary things are not a smart idea either. Water, lots of it. Vitamins. A glass of whiskey/cognac. Not beer though, you'll be off again.
Bitter, Bitter, OLD ROSIE never fails once you stop banging your head
Lots of tomato juice with Worcester sauce. If that doesnt work, add vodka
Suffer it! Embrace it! Welcome the pain, the discomfort, the vomiting. Use it as a reminder of the evils of alcohol and consider; have you ever had a hangover from tobacco?
I, however, will sit smug and self-righteous, as someone who no onger drinks, and never gets hangovers.
Of course, a real artist dosn't let enough time go between bouts to develop a hang over, take your lappy to the pub.I do
4 mugs of Tea
And my gob still feels like Ghandi's flip flop!
Oh, I should have mentioned, tea is a bummer as well, loads of tannin.
Fried egg rolls with plenty of brown sauce or black pudding does the trick too
The biggest sh*t you can muster follwed by a cheeky one off the wrist in the bogs.
After that, who cares!
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