Great to re-read after all this time, nice one made my day
Just an idea, but it might save you fookin about with trying to send pdf's and managing the process of keeping track of it all... anyway, you get 15gig of storage with your gmail account... you could upload the pdf there.
Then you would just copy and paste the link to whoever you want to send it to and you don't use up your bandwidth.
One downside is that some cunning person of the night might share the same link, then next thing you know it's on a public download site or summat. Pdf's can be passworded too.
Anyway good luck mate, all the best and stay well.
I've been re-reading it again, much to the Mrs annoyance as my uncontrollable laughter is stopping her getting to sleep until I get a bit tired & put it on the bedside cabinet.
Its a brilliant piece of true forces humour!!