Hey, America, and particurarly you, Obama and Bilwary Cwinton, you rike my bawls swinging in your face? What? You don't see them? What you think my nucwear detonation is? What you think missiwle test for fourth July is? What you think our Kang Nam ship is? They all me swinging my balrs in your face. You rike them Korean spuds? There, wook at them swing. You see tatto there? It say "Made in People's Democwatic Wepubwic of Korea", impewialist wunning dog scum. Jonggy boy not gonna stop waving bawls in you face till you open wide and suck the hairs right off them. You gonna gargle Kim's korean spuds good, you gonna rike it and you gonna ask for more.
Me no mess with Georgie Bush, Dicky Cheney, Coaling Powell, Condie Rice, they had bawls of their own, they swung theirs back. They know what they want. But you, Barry, you a pussy. Even Vicey Pwesident Biden say so. And he f*cking clown. Even that f*cking clown knows! Who you fink Biden warn Amewican people about? Who you fink gonna "test" Obammy? Me. That's who. Me and my Juche-powered swinging bawls.
What you gonna do? Send Hans Bwix? Expwess concern? Give autocue speech wivout weally saying sh*t? Strongly worded retter? Again?
I think you gonna do f*ck all. You too pussy to shut off food aid, People Wepublic of China not gonna do sh1t, they on our side. They Communist brothers.
You not gonna invade, we nuke Seoul. We got you by YOU bawls now!
Bawl's in you court now, Bawwy, and I hear you bowl rike a retard, you say so youself on TV.
Your move, bawwy!