Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by retread2, Feb 14, 2013.
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Women Uses Poisoned Vagina To Kill Husband
all poisonous aren't they?
Poison has to be better than half a tennis ball packed with razor blades.
Unusual for a wife not to destroy her husband by bankruptcy.
Unless she confused Antimony with alimony.
Oops! Sister thread cock-up! Wouldn't be the first time I imagine.
I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry. I should have realised that it takes a bit of time for news (even this sort of news) to reach my neck of the woods.
No skin off my nose son, I didn't spot the other thread either.
Happens almost daily around here.
Not women trying to off me with poisons, the double, triple and even quadruple postings on ARRSE.
No prob Anon, thought that may have been the case. Have had plenty of women try to off me with their meaty bits plenty of times though, mainly through suffocation! To look at some of them you wouldn't think they had the strength of a sumo wrestler in their thighs!
She should have tucked one of these up her wizard's sleeve and blown his fucking brains out!
"the method will certainly go down in history."
''I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.''
The above extracts made me laugh, first one is an interesting double entendre, the second well it speaks for itself.
It's not the vagina that's poisonous it's what it's attached to.
Let me guess, that's some kind of Shrew-shredder?
No, it's a molegrip.
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