kids.

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Feb 20, 2013.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Last year my mate Dave found out that he couldn't have kids.

    He was absolutely devastated, so being the kind of guy I am, I offered to have sex with his wife, which they both agreed to.

    Dave called me today and said, "Look, you've been shagging my wife twice a day for the last six months and she still isn't pregnant."

    "That's probably because I had a vasectomy back in 2009." I replied.
     
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